Nollywood Actor Jim Iyke: I am alive!

Actor Jim Iyke

The actor is shocked with the news going around that he was killed via an accident along Benin expressway recently. There have also been whisperings of an assasination but hell hath no fury like a man who reads of his obituary whilst alive(dead body dey read?)

He cries out ''Stella this is so freaking annoying, do you know the trauma my mum and family went through? My whole family almost went crazy with the false news, and this is not the first time, I ignored the other ones but this time I have to say something''.

This is the press release he sent out on his 32nd birthday on June 6, 2011.

''If hatred and prejudice is the narcotic of choice by certain members of the press, blog and site runners, then the Cocaine is JIM IYKE.

I have been singled out as a target of this conspiracy thereby deeply disrupting the emotional and psychological well being of my family and loved ones.

They apparently plot my down fall and even demise, but they fail to understand that I am not a star.

I cannot fall by the mere wishes of men; I am a product of Jehovah's engineering.

I shine like the Sun.

I was made by Jehovah to give light to many.

I am an epitome of God's promise, indestructible by haters, they plot and Connive in vain, those that lust my failure and demise.

For I am chosen.

I shall never be a conduit of hate.

I was born Ikechukwu

God is my strength.

I shall walk through a valley full of death merchants and nay sayers and fear no recourse.

For he who He has blessed, no man or woman living or dead can curse!

My names are: -

Jim Iyke Esomugha
I am alive!!!.....''

Footballer Kalu Uche Marries Ex Mbgn Stephanie Oforka

Uche and Stephanie

Sometimes these celebrities tire me with their lies because they make the reporters look bad...just like Kalu did to me.

I wrote that Kalu Uche and Stephanie Oforka were in love and about to wed. Kalu Uche called me up angry and used every word in the book to deny the affair and I even apologized to him.

He told me pointblank to stop writing lies and confirm from him next time...again I apologized.

Stephanie's Publicist called me and blah blah blah.....

The pictures below prove that i didn't lie and i wonder what point Kalu tried to prove by lying when as at the time he lied Stephanie was (still is)pregnant with his child.

The footballer wed Stephanie who is almost 6months pregnant on Friday/Saturday June 17-18 2011 in the east and here are the beautiful pictures from the event.

Stephanie looks so lovely and its almost unbelievable that shes in her second trimester...some ladies rock pregnancy,shes one of them.

Kalu!!...Kalu!!.....Kalu!!!...how many times I call your name? Bite your tongue next time before you lie.